Carpooling to Hell

Procedural Shoehorn
A Publicly Available Instrument of Justice

The Procedural Shoehorn is now a publicly available instrument of justice. Free STL inspired by Carpooling to Hell. Not designed for comfort.

Share-friendly URL
https://www.jtforme.com/instrument-of-justice

Book section anchor
https://www.jtforme.com/carpooling-to-hell-book#instrument-of-justice

STL host
Thingiverse · free download · PLA+ recommended

Flagship game
https://procedural-shoehorn.jtforme.com

Flagship game: Beat the fictional Oligarchy at its own stubborn game of haughtiness in THE SHOEHORN OF JUSTICE — EPISODE I: PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY.

One Hell of a Bookmark

The Bookmark of Justice

The Shoehorn of Justice now has a print-friendly bookmark variant for the memoir. Public accountability, now in reading format — live on Thingiverse.

Not designed for comfort. This one is designed for books.

The record · the indictment · the trial

CARPOOLING TO HELL

Personal. Angry. Profane at times. Darkly funny. Immediate.

This is what it felt like inside the machine.

IN RE: THE TYRANNY OF FAMILY LAW

Formal. Research-grounded. Constitutional. Policy-driven.

This is why the machine produces foreseeable harm — and what the law should require instead.

TRIAL BY FIRE

Cold. Adversarial. Precise. Theatrical because the record itself is theatrical.

You made the claim.Here is the evidence.Answer the question.

And beneath all three:

I just wanted to be a father.

“…PROMPTLY AND WITHOUT DELAY.”