JTforME V78 — THE SHOEHORN OF JUSTICE: EPISODE I — PUBLIC ACCOUNTABILITY

Release focus:
- Rebuilt the direct flagship route as a sideways slingshot-physics game.
- Replaced the cramped embedded-cabinet feel with a full-browser horizontal playfield.
- Removed old stacked game-engine dependencies from the direct routes.
- Added pull-back/release projectile gameplay, destructible procedural fortresses, haughtiness shield blocks, score, child-time restoration, stage progression, practice, daily, boss, mobile, and endless modes.
- Preserved the parchment opening crawl and the PROMPTLY AND WITHOUT DELAY ending crawl.
- Added landscape-first mobile guidance: turn it sideways for the People.
- Kept the publication boundary generic and satirical.

Primary routes:
/procedural-shoehorn-game
/procedural-shoehorn
/shoehorn-of-justice

No _redirects, _headers, or Cloudflare-specific deployment files are required.