JTforME V66 — PROCEDURAL SHOEHORN FLAGSHIP DIRECTOR'S CUT
Release date: September 16, 2026
Package type: Complete root-level Cloudflare Pages replacement

SUMMARY
V66 expands the V65 Procedural Shoehorn flagship into a replayable browser-game suite. The original full desktop campaign and separate mobile Quick Extraction edition remain intact, while V66 adds a Midway Hub, five selectable play modes, deterministic daily challenges, a five-phase Boss Rush, escalating Endless Extraction, deeper records, source-fragment collectibles, additional hazards and achievements, generated 1200 x 630 result cards, and a dedicated Old Machine Mode.

The Public Accountability Arcade remains at 23 scored games. The Procedural Shoehorn remains game #23 and the flagship attraction.

DIRECT LINKS
Canonical game route:
https://www.jtforme.com/procedural-shoehorn-game

Short same-site alias:
https://www.jtforme.com/procedural-shoehorn

Preferred branded subdomain after one-time Cloudflare setup:
https://procedural-shoehorn.jtforme.com

Free STL / Instrument of Justice page:
https://www.jtforme.com/instrument-of-justice

Memoir connection:
https://www.jtforme.com/carpooling-to-hell-book#instrument-of-justice

FIVE PLAY MODES
1. Story Campaign — the complete five-stage desktop campaign, multi-phase Deadlock boss, and 99.5 Jetta finale.
2. Mobile Quick Extraction — portrait-first, one-thumb, three-stage edition with lighter effects and faster runs.
3. Daily Docket — deterministic three-stage challenge generated from the date, with a separate daily record.
4. Boss Rush — a continuous five-phase Cranio-Rectal Deadlock encounter.
5. Endless Extraction — escalating procedural waves with no fixed ending.

V66 DIRECTOR'S CUT FEATURES
- Midway Hub mode selector with device-aware ordering and local best records.
- Records panel for campaign, mobile, daily, boss-rush, and endless scores.
- Field Manual with controls, scoring language, accessibility, and performance guidance.
- Six obstruction/hazard classes: rejected filing, missing record, continuance, delay token, paywall, and inaccuracy.
- Source-fragment collectibles and run totals.
- More achievements and per-mode completion tracking.
- Result grades, mode labels, source-fragment totals, and obstruction-clear counts.
- Locally generated 1200 x 630 social result cards with browser-native sharing where supported.
- Deterministic Daily Docket stage generation.
- Escalating Endless Extraction stage generation.
- Five-phase Boss Rush progression and phase indicators.
- Old Machine Mode for reduced effects and improved stability on weaker hardware.
- Additional audio ticks, impact cues, presentation layers, vignette, scanline treatment, and a roadside HELL sign during the 99.5 finale.
- V66 social card, Release Center entry, search-index updates, sitemaps, cache headers, and direct-route metadata.

PRESERVED V65 FOUNDATION
- Fixed-timestep desktop game engine.
- Full campaign with five stages plus final boss.
- Separate portrait mobile edition.
- Aim, charge, deployment, resistance, leverage, hazards, extraction, scoring, combo, child-time, and countdown systems.
- Keyboard, mouse, touch, and optional gamepad controls.
- Web Audio effects and 99.5 Jetta finale.
- High contrast, reduced motion, captions, mute, practice assist, and quality tiers.
- Device-local persistence and 30-ticket arcade completion award.

PUBLICATION BOUNDARY
The boss remains a fictional, generic bureaucratic jackass carnival costume: a robed authority in front and a rear record composed of inaccuracies, excuses, rejected filings, delay tokens, and procedural clutter. It does not identify or visually depict a specific person. The game is editorial satire, not an official finding, reenactment, or diagnosis. Child-time and source-fragment systems are symbolic game mechanics.

CLOUDFLARE LIMITATION
The deployment ZIP includes the routes, redirects, metadata, cache headers, social image, and setup documentation. A ZIP cannot create DNS records or bind a Cloudflare Pages custom domain. Complete the one-time dashboard step described in PROCEDURAL_SHOEHORN_CUSTOM_DOMAIN_SETUP.txt to activate procedural-shoehorn.jtforme.com.

VALIDATION SUMMARY
- 71 of 71 V66 targeted release checks passed.
- V65 and V66 JavaScript syntax checks passed.
- Five-mode Midway Hub rendered in headless Chromium.
- Story Campaign, Daily Docket, Boss Rush, Endless Extraction, and Mobile Quick Extraction initialized with the expected stage sets and world sizes.
- Real charge/release deployment reached active resistance gameplay.
- 1200 x 630 result-card generation passed.
- Results overlay, mobile recommendation order, visible touch controls, and mobile 720 x 1280 world passed.
- Embedded arcade callback awarded the configured 30 tickets.
- No browser page errors or console errors were captured in the V66 validation runs.
- JSON, sitemap, image-sitemap, redirect, cache-header, route, and asset checks passed.

DEPLOYMENT
Upload the contents of this ZIP as a complete replacement deployment. The archive is root-flat: index.html, routes, assets, CSS, JavaScript, data, redirects, headers, release metadata, and the complete preserved site are at the archive root.